You can have tiddies if you're fat enough

There is a shark plushie :3

When I'm alone in bed, as an aging fat man, there are definitely naked titties.

Lemmy is life

Skill issue I got tits to play with whenever I want. Still heckin alone tho :')

Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.

Rock out with your cock out

Can we have anime tiddies?

On the downside thats awfully depressing.

On the bright side it means I can move my xbox and TV back into my bedroom and start a serious nest.

C'mon baby, eat the rich.

(Don't let em) Grind ya down.

Me lying in bed showing this to my half naked gf lmao

but...but...but... D:

Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he's physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he's just some force ghost that's always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.

No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it... Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he's mad he can't be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.

Ah yes, the tiddies whom go by the names Rock and Roll

I am Sparticus Lemmy!

Thanks for bringing it full circle for me. There's too many of those "titties in showers waiting for ya to get home from work" memes rn

I don't like men but I'm willing to do... lots of things to bring back Mr. Kilmister

I'm in bed with God?! Oh heck yeah bud