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[–] 63 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I thought Christ drove an Accord?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I thought he drove an Astrovan?

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Can't be Christ. Christ drives a Honda Accord, he just doesn't like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?

    Driver: I'll be honest. I'm an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don't want ICE to kidnap me

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    There’s a rugby player called Christ - commentators call him a sound more like Chris and then add a t at the end… “Chrissed” as an approximation.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Bassist for Nirvana's name was Krist, pronounced the same way, basically how I assume the driver's name in the OP was pronounced too.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    TIL: There is no such person as Chris Novacelic (sp?) - I’ve always misheard his name.

    Please don’t tell me it was Kirk Cobain…

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  • I live in the Twin Cities Minnesota and my work has me dealing with a lot of people doing this kind of gig work. A lot of the immigrant regulars stopped working during metro surge and some of them just never came back. I hope they found better work but I know at least some were just straight up kidnapped by the Gestapo. It's fucked.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    This is funny, but the license plate number should be blacked out. Don't dox Christ like that!

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago

    And he will only wait for 2 minutes

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Ha yeah, that's Jesus's brother, Barry Christ.

    He's kind of a dick

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven't seen him solve more of the world's problems.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Everybody needs a side hustle these days.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Maybe dont dox peoples number plates

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I saw a car recently which resembled the plates OB56GYN, which was made me wonder if thay person was a doctor.

    I also saw a BY33EEE resemblance, which I thought was hilarious

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What harm can be done with a number plate, something that's visible on the outside of the car anyway?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Even he has to participate in the gig economy.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Blasphemy - no one knows the day or hour.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Jesus is ready, are you coming?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I used to be on a Spanish language learning cooperative site. I got a lot of messages from Jesus.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    You were expecting a mule?

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  • Christ on a bike!

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