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[–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I hear no one has ever survived the withdrawal syndrome associated with this terrible addiction...

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    You know what's worse than oxygen addiction?

    Dihydrogen monoxide addiction. We're all literally in it before we're even born. Never had a chance.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Same applies to nutriments; otherwise we could live like mini gods.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It has no power over me, I can quit whenever I want!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Need a tolerance break

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Oxygen is a performance-enhancing substance.

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