Ok I'm very wet. Im still a hard cunt though

Eyooo guess who's working four days next week and gonna make bank?

this bitch bby

Darkness just rain falling through endless skies

Highkey amused by my employer. Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through. Seems to just be the one woman running it (so also a small local business), and she's lovely.

I'd filled out and sent back all the onboarding docs before I started, including bank details, tfn, and super.

Well I was supposed to be paid yesterday, so I messaged her to check it was all good. She said yep. Then I get a email link (automated) from her to sign into a platform and put the same details in. So I started doing it, but it kicked me out saying the invite has expired.

She then texts me last night and says that because it's first pay it may be delayed, should have it tomorrow (today).

I'm not upset, I'm amused lol I reckon, because it seems to just be her, she forgot to input my details manually, realised what happened, and put them in herself (hence the auto email, I reckon she signed in and added me and it sends an auto email), revoked the invite, and processed it after 5pm yesterday. I can't stop giggling, I wonder if my partner could help her (accounting cert) hahah

I suppose it wouldn't be a good idea to ask if anyone has a side business eliminating troublesome neighbours

Lotta sheep shit applied to garden ✅

Rain seemingly going south of us ✅

I'm clever.

Bro, do not get your chili oil from the supermarket. I can drizzle this shit and hardly taste it.

I got some Mrs C's chili oil and a couple of drops of that will bore out my arsehole.

I went to Benjamin's Kitchen last week, great Asian fusion place in Alphington I haven't been to for years. They sell their own chili oil, I should have got some

new washer acquired yesterday, we went with a Fischer and paykel. I am highly unused to no central impeller. also JESUS that magnetic lid lock goes off like a shotgun

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last load to go to op shop

house looks half empty now

just so much I had that I was never going to use and books I would never read

I like supermarket mud cakes. You bring one of those over, and I’m thoroughly happy.

Cloudy and the birds are quiet still. Must be too early. 🐓💨

Hey rain! Rain coming down, on the roofs of the town, hey rain.

Price update at work seems to have gone without a hitch. Certainly helps when you know the process now

Noctu bubonem viridem lacesso.

time I challenge the green owl

I am so slow at learning 😔