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[โ€“] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My body is a temple dedicated to Dionysus

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  • [โ€“] 15 points 1 month ago

    My body is one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place .

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 month ago

    It's also possibly haunted, there's at least one walking skeleton inside.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 month ago

    My body's not a temple, it is a vessel

    And a blank slate... An empty hard drive

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Mine is also full of booby traps and pitfalls and probably a couple of poisonous snakes.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 month ago

    My bad for not checking more into the metrics when I got it, but my Apple Watch alerted me my cardio fitness was โ€œLowโ€ with a notification warning; it never notified me when I was at the higher level of โ€œBelow Averageโ€ because thatโ€™s where I started when I got it, but I wish it did.

    Anyways, I treat my body like a copilot asleep at the yoke while the pilot (that was an amalgamation of my parents and gym class and walking places out of having no choice) left quite a while ago.

    Started getting my cardio fitness up with UGH boring treadmill walk-jogs and UGH boring breathing exercises. Sure Iโ€™m seeing slight improvements after two weeks, but YAWN-O-SAURUS.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 month ago