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[–] 16 points 1 month ago

The picture is correct. I certainly won't.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Oof, that's a lot of sodium

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'm assuming that's to go with the martini, since that's such a simple drink?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Use a fork, pls. We're dysfunctional, not animals.

    Personal experience with that amount of olives is that a shard of a pit is unavoidable. So either eat slowly or don't chew. Chewing fast can hurt.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    It was a sad day when olives no longer fit on the ends of my fingers...
    I need to make some sort of silicone glove with olive-pit-sized extensions, so I can eat them the way the lord intended.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Aldi microwave mac and cheese is good in a pinch.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    greetings fellow waitress and or bartender

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