Weird hill to die on but at least you're dead?

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[–] 219 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

Sources say the inciting incident was when he referred to them as "sweater puppies" and Noem instinctively drew her gun on them.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Wasn't she also fucking dudes in her big ass bed on her private jet provided by tax payers?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    She has a long standing affair with Corey Lewandowski, a GOP douche-whisperer. She brought him in as like an unofficial dhs dickhead or something before she was bounced if I recall.

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  • [–] 122 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    Brother is going through it

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    When the clankers have me against the wall, I'm going to tell them this is the only thing of value they ever made.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You know, I should have though about if it was ai. I hate that I just repost this shit automatically now

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    brother, a shit post that took one prompt to create and can be copy/pasted into eternity is nearly infinitely more valuable than most of the AI usage in the world

    don't feel bad about such minimal and efficient and effective usage

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Something tells me that it was more the giant fake tits becoming public rather than just their existence.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Canadian here. Can someone explain the story behind the fake boobs?

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  • [–] 71 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The husband of known puppy-killer and former ICE figurehead (aka, ICE barbie) and republican presidential candidate Kristie Noem's husband, paid a sex worker to engage in a trans bimbo fantasy with them (over zoom), where they would shove inflated balloons under their shirt while the sex worker would engage in their "bimbo-ification" fantasy.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago

    So she's far right and so generally anti anything beyond standard missionary style sex. (Or so she tries to proclaim), and then became a lap dog for the far right. The right are also super triggered right now by trans people.

    So it was a bit of a shock (but not really) that her husbands fetish is apparently pretending that he has big fake balloon boobs. The image leaked... Somehow I forget how. I want to say it was hacked but I think it was stupider like he accidentally emailed it to the wrong person, I'm sure someone will correct me. Which hey, we all got our things, no shaming him for his kink. Lots of shame though at them trying to toe the moral line while being complete hypocrites. Although it's unknown if she knew about is inflated interests.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Was he wearing her tiddies?

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I think it's her face that comes off.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I keep think about all the money she was funneling out of the government to a production company she owned to portray herself as ICE barbie. She is just quietly removed and not even a slap on the wrist. Noem was excited and parading as people were captured like animals and were being disappeared. Her biggest concern was touching up her makeup. I really hope one day she answers for her involvement.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago*

    I think we as he left should embrace Bryon and help them get the biggest, chelsea charms level, boobahs they desire.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I really don't even understand what is going on in that image, it's like half Mrs.Doubtfire half "I have a very particular set of skills..."

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    His name was Robert Paulson.

    (Fuck me, why do I remember bitch-tits Bob’s proper name after 27 years but I forget my coworkers’ names sometimes?)

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    He better not follow her outside, he might not make it to the gravel pit garage.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Love this for her.

    But traitors belong in prison (at minimum) and I'm still waiting on that.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    To be fair, this would not be the first marriage that I’ve witnessed not surviving giant fake titties.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Her fidelity became less of a political asset than that picture was a political liability.

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  • Take him to the quarry Kristi

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    "Conservatives" are fuckin weird.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Nearly every conservative yelling that they hate gays, trans, and the like are just screaming their self hatred.
    The hypocrisy is not the worst part of the situation, but it is still just plain stupid.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Oh noes..how are the neonazis taking it?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    This divorce is going to seriously impair her adultery.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    It's ok, she'll shoot some puppies to blow off some steam and be right as rain

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Love how a story as crazy as this just......disappears. damn, this country is boiled,isn't it?

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  • [–] -5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    So she's single now? Asking for a friend.

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