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[–] 91 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You have bigger problems if your lungs have decided to shut down for the night.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yeah, its called sleep apnea /s

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh you had one sip of water? Yeah you better go right now. No you cant sleep.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    CLANG!

    CLANG!

    CLANG!

    goes the trolley...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Of all the problems I've heard other people have trying to sleep, spontaneously breaking out into broadway musicals is rarely if ever on the list.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It's called Linda Belcher disease, and it's serious. Tens of people are afflicted with this horrible condition...

    🎡 DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? 🎢
    🎡 SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN. 🎢
    🎡 IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE, 🎢
    🎡 WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN! 🎢

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    As if my brain would go to sleep first and voluntary...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I had no idea my kidneys use a hammer to make piss. Who said the internet makes people dumber?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Sleeping.

    It used to be that it was my own behaviors that prevented me from getting a good night’s sleep, now it is everyone else’s behavior….

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