Previously on Star Trek: The New Cable Management:
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Evolution sucks. Look at the recurrent laryngeal nerve:
Instead of going 2 inches from your brainstem to your larynx, it goes all the way to your aorta, wraps around it, then back up. This serves absolutely no purpose and is like that because of random, gradual evolutionary changes.
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Oh my god, they've assimilated Sweden!
Hey, yeah. They're all about perfection; why are their cables all over the place? Only the Queen seems to have any cable management worth a shit; and it's basically just to make it look like she has a pony tail.
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Is this borgslop
cable management like this is all well and good until it's time to unplug any individual item
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With how difficult good cable management is, Borg 2 is way more intimidating
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To make a Devops quip, "Cattle, not pets."
Each drone doesnt matter enough to be tidy. They need to be minimally viable, then sent off go do their tasks. They get treated like disposable things, because thats what the collective sees each individual as.
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In Borg Voice: Cable management is irrelevant. Increased mass resulting in increased signal pathway and higher latency is inefficient.
Now you can oneshot that borg, because it's not spreading out it's soft spots.
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The borg’s greatest weakness was a pair of scissors
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I chuckled pretty good at the Borg!
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At least they didn't go to Bluetooth pairing. All my homies hate Bluetooth pairing.
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"Kalkstuff" translates to "geological sample of chalk", which is a weirdly fitting description.
After looks kinda Rasta!
Borg design always bothered me. "Ooh, a laser! Do you project your own PowerPoint too?"
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Um, I might be heading to IKEA in the near future to step my Kalkstuff game up. I use zip ties, and that looks far better.
You don't need to have "Kalkstuff cable management" written twice.
Or the text on the right. This isn't the Wolverine game, we can see what is going on.
It's giving an AI slop vibe.
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Should have given him at least a smirk on the second picture
They had yet to assimilate enough Starfleet engineers to fix that problem.
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