Beer can't

Second healthbar

This happened to me exactly once. It was a can of Coca-Cola that I’ve gotten out of a vending machine. This is back in the 1990s, so it still had that customer satisfaction 800 number on the back of the can. I called, and they were so surprised that they sent me a 6 pack of Coca-Cola right to my house as an apology (after I sent in a photo of the can).

return/exchange it. I've worked in canning and you can't count on it to have a proper seal, and it could have picked up and cultured any number of harmful organisms. We sent a double lidded can to testing with our regular shelf life testing batch and it blew up from something culturing.

Just take your P-38 and/or P-51 can opener and cut the top off. Easy.

Looks like you have a drinking problem.

canned can

I think that might happen if for one reason or another the machine that places the can top parts happened to place 2 instead of one

Shotgun time

You can tell it’s fancy cause it’s wrapped twice. You open it, and it still ain’t open.

Ah. All your openers quit on you. Hello, Ed.

I want to believe both the tongs and the butter knife were pivotal in prying the rest open

Yo, dawg, we heard you like tabs...

You found the mini boss. 2 health bars.

https://i.imgur.com/xIolo.gif

Yeah, but when you finally get down to the last can you get to experience that sick ass matroyshka buzz.

You found the bottom of reality. It’s just cans all the way down, baby.

Another bottle-cappery!

1/10 shitpost, mildly infuriating at best

I cast curse of the recursive