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[–] 25 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

To quote Futurama: "...they changed the name of that planet years ago to stop all the silly jokes. It's now called Urectum..."

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Can't we just rename America to USAnus?

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    [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    I can sympathize for our minority of US cousins, who would never have wanted their country to behave like this. They may be the only Americans who appreciate this meme.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    2.3% methane doesnt make it smelly or orange enough. Gotta pump those numbers up.

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    Stop messing with my anus!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Approved! Go Forth

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Americanus sounds far more sophisticated

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Bring back the original idea. Call it George

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Rename it anal

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    God. Damnit. 😆

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Planet Bumeholé

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    America's anus

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    In a blast to the past I’d petition to re-rename it to George.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Uranium is named after Uranus so we'd have to change that too.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    with windspeeds of 560mph.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I'd like to start a counter-petition to rename the US to Anus

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  • Please, also rename "The Solar System" as "The American System", and the Sun as "Trump" (and the Moon as "Musk")!!1!1!!1!!

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago