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[–] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

Not quite just a transistor but maybe something like this (an SOC with 32MB ram which costs about $5 in bulk) though it does require quite a bit of additional electronics to work.

Also somebody also made an embedded Linux for the ESP32-S3 (which is even cheaper and doesn't require anywhere as much auxiliary electronics).

PS: Yeah, I got the joke. Just pointing out that the reality itself is quite impressive.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Some crazy fucker got the OG Tomb Raider to run on an ESP chip.

    Although the ESP is significantly more powerful than the original console.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Tomb Raider... not Doom, I'm shocked

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    https://dmitry.gr/?r=05.Projects&proj=07.+Linux+on+8bit

    This guy ran linux on 8-bit microcontroller by emulating a hogher end processor on an 8 bit computer. He also emulated the ram on an SD card.

    Slow as heck, but can be done.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    funny thing - the SDRAM used provides 300kb/sec, while the SDcard used as storage provides 200kb/sec. Performancewise they could just skip most of the ram outside of booting and use the SDcard without losing much performance, especially since the SDRAM needs to be refreshed every 62ms for a duration of 3ms regardless of use.

    Edit: I LOVE this part:

    It takes about 2 hours to boot to bash prompt ("init=/bin/bash" kernel command line). Then 4 more hours to boot up the entire Ubuntu ("exec init" and then login). Starting X takes a lot longer. The effective emulated CPU speed is about 6.5KHz, which is on par with what you'd expect emulating a 32-bit CPU & MMU on a measly 8-bit micro. Curiously enough, once booted, the system is somewhat usable. You can type a command and get a reply within a minute. That is to say that you can, in fact, use it. I used it to day to format an SD card, for example. This is definitely not the fastest, but I think it may be the cheapest, slowest, simplest to hand assemble, lowest part count, and lowest-end Linux PC. The board is hand-soldered using wires, there is not even a requirement for a printed circuit board.

    6 hours to get into X is ridiculous- and i misread - it takes 6 hours to boot , and then hours more to get an X server running lol

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    88 pins, that's way too many!

    Is there a 32 pin DIP-32 chip that can run Linux?

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    I will probably be hated for this.

    NetBSD's slogan is "Of course it runs NetBSD", and with good cause.

    - https://www.netbsd.org/about/portability.html

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    I will probably be hated for this

    Why?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    GNU/Linux Copypasta

    I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

    Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

    There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't mean to brag, but I have two of those.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    This made me look up if you could somehow run it on vacuum tubes, sadly not

    But https://www.linux-magazine.com/Online/News/Hacker-Successfully-Runs-Linux-on-a-CPU-from-the-Early-70s

    9 day boot time on a 4004!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago*

    OMG!

    I booted Debian Linux on a 4-bit intel microprocessor from 1971 - the first microprocessor in the world - the 4004. It is not fast, but it is a real Linux kernel with a Debian rootfs on a real board whose only CPU is a real intel 4004 from the 1970s. The video is sped up at variable rates to demonstrate this without boring you. The clock and calendar in the video are accurate. A constant-rate video is linked below.

    https://dmitry.gr/?r=05.Projects&proj=35.+Linux4004

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Requirements are one resistor. Gold band for optimal performance.

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  • You may not like it, but if your distro can’t run on this, it’s bloated.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago
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    I know a guy who got Linux running on a diode.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Damn I hate when they increase the minimum requirements

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Holy crap, I know FOR SURE now that most of you are no fun at parties. Good luck out there lol.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Some joker will get it to run on a 1N34A.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Don't get it twisted

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    This meme made me wonder what's the minimum number of transistors needed to run linux

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Shows image of a common NPN bipolar low power transistor

    You're telling me that a Japanese (Nippon) person with wild mood swings and low self esteem who identifies as a trans sister, also runs Linux? How is this news.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    When someone complains about flatpak being bloated I always assume this is what their system is.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    While I agree this is funny, if you even just install one flatpack like steam that is like 15+ gb by itself. A fairly comprehensive system with kde, gimp, blender office and more take up much less space.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    that is like 15+ gb by itself.

    Well, yeah. But once you install more, they reuse parts you already have. Looking at a single programs space use alone is pretty meaningless.

    It's like complaining that a calculator app takes 15 gigs because I installed a whole OS for it. Of course that'd be insane. But the next program you're installing, you are using that already installed 15 gigs. Then more you install, the less it is using per program, thanks to deduplication and shared runtimes.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Install directly into the base of the brainstem

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I thought a 555 was the min spec?

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You can make it go faster by blowing on it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    You can also wait for quantum fluctuations to randomly compute your thing...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    This thing runs arch by the way.

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  • Computers operate on MOSFETs (Metal Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistors) not PNP or npn transistors. Each MOSFET only uses so much wattage compared to transistors which is why they are more frequently used over npn/pnp transistors.

    I get its a joke, but you could have at least gotten the correct kind of transistor.

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    [+] -15 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    The 2N3904 isn’t β€œminimum requirements for Linux” - it’s one bipolar transistor, and a Linux-capable computer still needs a CPU made from vastly more transistors, plus RAM, storage, clocking, buses, and supporting hardware. Not funny.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Normal Person: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"

    bnn1: "WELL, ACTUALLY, thats a lie because the average human stomach can only hold a maximum of about 4 liters of equivalent content, and a horses edible components break down into a far greater volume than 4 liters, as you should well know, making it fundamentally impossible for a human beings stomach, much less body, to be able to consume even a fraction of a horse before suffering egregious emergency harm. Not Funny"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    I think humor should still be truthful, because plenty of people will believe whatever they read online and then repeat it as fact.

    Honestly, this could even be a Chinese campaign to make Americans stupider. They’d benefit from that.

    The previous paragraph is a completely made-up misinformation - exactly the kind of thing people can easily believe and spread. Which helps nobody. Except China.

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