They were gone this morning. I wonder what ate them.

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[–] 20 points 1 month ago*

Follow the bread crumbs, Hansel.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    A few weeks ago I say a hedgehog in my garden at night. I threw a piece of bread at it. The bread was still there the next morning. Ungratefull little piece of shit felt too good for my leftovers!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Hedgehogs get almost no nutrition from bread, so will only eat it when they absolutely have to.
    They prefer creepy crawlies etc. If you want to feed them then some meal worms are good for them. And cheap too.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    They were gone

    The bread AND the stoop?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm sorry, were you saving that?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I thought this was a dad_jokes post and was looking for the pun. Still, good job, appropriate community for this.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Imma say a bird.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    spectacularly full, thank you. i hope it was a squirrel.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    NOW were talking dull!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Probably a crow. Look for a bottlecap or a piece of tinfoil. That's how they usually pay for their shit. /s

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I give crows peanuts and they sometimes bury them to save them for later. Recently, I believe a crow buried a peanut for me in a planter at my house. It's now growing into a peanut plant.

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