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[–] 179 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wtf even is the "need a roommate" argument in the context of making your bed?? I couldn't even get my damn roommate to clean his own fkn dishes let alone ask someone to make my bed for me lol

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  • [–] 71 points 1 month ago

    The last time this was posted, I think I recall someone saying this is a translation flub rather than what this guy actually means.

    But it is funny to imagine he thinks a roomate is like when Baron Ünderbheit went to college.

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  • [–] 76 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Do rich people think anyone who regularly interacts with them is automatically a servant?

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  • [–] 53 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    this man has never even imagined being held.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It's one bed making robot Micheal. How much can it cost, $10?

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So uh… anyone who expects their roommate to just act as a live-in personal housekeeper needs to take a step back and literally fuck their own face

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I still cant fathom what this guy even means. What does it have to do with owning a diet slave machine?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Huh. Maybe he is a noble from Oxford in the 1600s, where one could employ one's roommate as a servant, allowing the slightly lower classes to access education.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    New roommate just dropped Fry and Bender from Futurama going into an apartment

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago

    But who makes your slave's roommate's bed?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    get me a real robot (not one piloted by some poor dude in India) that can work a job, pay rent, plus not need a room ( ok maybe a closest for charging) and i might consider it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Just try explain empathy to a sociopath.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Rich people talk to themselves in the mirror because no one actually cares about them, so a clanker is perfect for them.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    I think you put an "need a" and "argument" too much in there

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