Someone told the orange one, that the Moon controls the tides.

You know, we created a treaty decades ago to ensure that space has no business "serving US interests."

Hear me out on this one. Maybe, just maybe 'forever war' is not in the best interest of humankind. And maybe those that advocate for endless wars should be removed from power and prosecuted.

But what happens as the month progresses and the moon gets smaller??

Will Trump tariff the moon first?

Ah, yes, the military that famously can't even keep strategically important Straits open down on Earth will be able to win wars around the Moon.

We should strap all the oligarchs to a rocket and let them fight it out on the moon.

Who the fuck are they going to fight?

I’m pretty sure there aren’t a lot of other people up there. The few that are have a lot of friends here in Earth that are going to be super fucking pissed.

Also, to what end?

How are they going to do that when they're firing all the scientists?

Cislunar…yah thats totally not going to be a meme at some point. Bunch of clowns.

But I thought Trump was the peace president? Who would the peace president want to wage war on the moon?

Unfortunately his stupid low IQ dementia riddled mind probably thinks we need to make this happen yesterday

Finally, a front with no home advantage, and none of those pesky "strategic victory" conditions. Pure ballistics and machinery porn, just as God intended warfare to always be about.

Yes, let's bring our petty bickering off this planet, what a novel idea!

Lol.

From "we will bring down prices and drain the swamp" to "we must fight for the moon".

I mean I've known my entire adult life that fascism is uniquely stupid, but goddamn.

They are literally just recycling plot points from sitcoms at this point

I for one support ths. Take all the warmongering and put it out somewhere where it won't hurt most f us.

Pretty atomic fireworks.

/s

Ok. So we are going to have real moon nazis?

This means bullish outlook for my Flat Moon YouTube channel.

Those pesky men in the moon must be stopped! They want to eat all our cheese!

More billions spent on stupidity while this planet falls apart.

American assholes already excited about bringing their economic engine to the moon.

Caligula waging war on the English Channel vibes....

I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up! 🤬

But we love the moon because it is close to us

like a lame version of 007 Moonraker....?

I'm not surprised as satellites become more important for war.