My girl always wants to play a cadaver whenever we bump uglies.

I think that there's something of a binary distinction between speaking and non-speaking parts under SAG union rules. Like, it gets significantly more expensive more expensive once someone speaks.

I'm not sure whether a zombie moaning crosses the line into a speaking part.

The only movie role I want is to be a zombie in a zombie movie. I want to just shuffle around and groan with make up making me look dead. That is if I ever had a movie role.

Which one was that?

Willing to bet most of her partners do, too...

Orlando Bloom’s last job before flying to New Zealand was a corpse in Midsomer Murders

To be clear, this is not a real quote from the article.

Acting dead is not as easy as it sounds, and it may be a day of availability. The difference is that your factory makes a set amount from your shift, while a studio can sell your TV work again and again over an extended period.

Seems odd to complain about someone making easy money while arguing that your own job shouldn't be so hard. It's like how people complain about low wages and people living in poverty but the moment that person in poverty starts earning a higher wage, they're suddenly cast out and deemed "part of the problem" since they're not living in poverty anymore.

she, as an actress

I'm gonna stop you there. She's not an actress. She's a model. She has never acted in a meaningful capacity, and her IMDB credits are either cameos as herself, playing Kate Moss the famous model, or non-speaking roles as a generic model.

would have had to act. And that's too much.

I mean, maybe. She might not have any acting skill whatsoever.