Wait, you mean this isn't from actual porn?

sighs and zips up fucking unbelievable...

• said one teammate to the other in the locker room

Willing to bet most of her partners do, too...

I laughed way too hard at this. If I could, I'd make one small change though. Waldorf and Statler laugh like "DOHOHOHO" not "DAHAHAHA" but that might be a translation thing

So it's like a party where you're responsible for building the venue, providing the entertainment, the refreshments, and the party itself.

Yeah super comparable.

(Just to clarify I'm not defending shitty streaming services and I sail the seas myself, just can't stand people with their "iTs JuSt ThAt EaSy" attitudes when it comes to certain things or trying to convince people that don't have the kind of expertise or resources to do the thing they're pushing)

I must be weird, or maybe it's because I used to date someone like Grey, but the impression I got about green is not that they said that because they didn't want to go out anyway, it was that they were glad grey revealed themselves to be uninterested in them even if it was kind of in a sleazeball way, acting like it was just fine to cancel last minute to go be with someone else.

More like green was happy grey pretty much just sent up a red flag and confirmed that they dodged a bullet.