Showerule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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This convinced 99% of twitter users to have their first shower this month

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[–] 85 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Huh? I've taken at least 2 showers before and I never noticed this.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    this is so maticilously shaped that I assume its really hard to do...

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I use bar soap and it doesn't get things nearly sudsy enough to do this. Maybe foaming hand soap would be easier.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 month ago (13 children)
  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

    Hairless cats make me so very deeply uncomfortable.

    It's the flesh. They are flesh-cats.

    (No offence intended—I think all kitties are great: befloofed or florfless)

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I am the other side of the coin, I LOVE hairless animals. Hairless cats and rats are definitely my favorites, mobile scrotums with an attitude

    You can’t pet them very much, or at least you should do so with a glove on or wash them afterwards. Hairless animals are very frail, the oils from human skin can severely damage their skin and in some cases even cause cancer. Poor babies

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hairless bears and chimpanzees are pretty strange too.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    sorry, but being uncomfortable around sphynx cats is a personal moral failing.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    No, my personal moral failing is not owning a set of cat ears and a tail, and not owning any thigh-highs or femboy shorts.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What, no tigh-highs? But they give you plenty of stat buffs

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I knoooooow! I really want that +5 to Programming, and the +10 to Cutesy :/

    I suppose I should just splurge and buy a pair...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Choose Your Tigh Highs

    I’m not sure if they can be stacked.

    But they can definitely be stacked with long pants if you don’t want to wear them openly. I sometimes wear them when it’s cold just because they are my longest socks.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 month ago

    Doubt. Bots can't take showers

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    sometimes a followup post doesnt add anything. this time it adds something that ruins the post

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (16 children)

    I'd think all furries moved away from twitter?

    EDIT: switches "curries" to "furries" whoopsie

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    i feel like the opposite to "bro" should be "ble", for some reason

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Why not sis? Although I like the neutral sib

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Reddit changed my faith in humanity to a degree where, at least initially, I thought you were calling Indians "curries" and going along with the "Indians don't shower" racist joke trend.

    Then I remembered we are on blahaj, lemmy. And that the letter 'c' is near "f' on the US keyboard.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Did you mean to type furries instead of the ethnic slur curries?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    i think this is a faux paw

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