"Toe-may-toe!"

[Denethor sounds intensify]

Cast it into the spaghetti! Enjoy it!

I've grown a few of those this summer, they whisper in the dark, no big deal

I should call her

I didn't see anyone out of the ordinary until I saw where it was posted. Instantly got it and chuckled

I stared into the tomato and the tomato stared back

TO-MAY-TOES