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[–] 164 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    In fairness Mr. Camacho was gonna give everyone a Million dollars!

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  • [–] 79 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    President Camocho wouldn't rape kids.

    Get his image out of your goddamn meme.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face

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  • [–] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn't, then it's got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - 'everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn't count as corruption'

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I think they've made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it's not illegal

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    We are way past that, we are on to the might makes right rule.

    Who is going to stop them? That is the only question that matters to these super-villain gangsters that seized control of the US.

    I was hoping at least for like a Scorpio type from the simpsons when that happened, but there is still time.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago*

    It's a clear violation of 18 USC 597: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

    Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it's illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they're going to get $5,000 for it.

    Of course, we're not a nation of laws. Clearly. I mean, Trump has violated the law pretty much every single day (sometimes multiple times per day) that he's been in office, and nothing negative has happened to him. We've all just accepted that our president is a traitor, and that's just the way things are.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Surely everyone can see this is a lie?

    It works very similarly to those "Nigerian Prince" scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don't engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they'll be sent back a check for $15,000...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Why does it need to be a lie? It conveniently is more money than anyone on SSI is supposed to have in their bank account, automatically resulting in kicking everyone off that program for having too much money.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn't know any better. And he learned better.

    This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn't even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    And also wasn't a bad person. He actually cared about his constituents!

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  • [–] 69 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Seriously, this is slander to a great man. Camacho not only seeks out the most qualified person he can find, he willingly steps aside to let him lead when he's proved right.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Bromacho may not have had high IQ but he was no fool. Dude had the presence of mind and the self-awareness to find solutions.

    Comacho was representative of the best of those in his times. He should be honored and respected as wise.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    He literally listened to smart people. He surpassed Trump when it comes to IQ.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Alright, I've officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    It's a horrible, dumb movie. But knowing that, it's a great time.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Isn't it illegal to buy votes? Not that they would care.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    And Mexico is gonna pay for it!!!!

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    But... giving everyone free money, that's COMMUNISM!
    The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Man what I would give for a Comancho ticket in 2028. We couldn't ask for better at this point.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.

    Nothing new.

    I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    no shit it's a crime to give money to vote for their party: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 - 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    ‘But… we voted for no handouts for the poor’

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    So he is now a socialist? Mandani must be laughing his ass off after seeing this 🤣

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    You made me use Twitter Search for the original post because I genuinely didn't believe this.

    This is what I found: https://twitee.co/foxnews/status/2097872390076141726

    So... apparently it's real.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Lots of money without numbers sound like scam, also even if you got lots of money , it doesn't matter when your expense are sky high through the atmosphere with plenty of debt behind.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Use it to pay off the student loans

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    So no money for Medicaid or Medicare, no money for like things that actually fucking matter but when it comes to a mass bribe apparently our economy is doing better than ever, good enough to where 5,000$ to everyone of the republicans win.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Rethuglicans should be less like Dale Gribble and more like Hank Hill.

    Hank was a Democrat at heart.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Not much life. Not much liberty. Not much pursing happiness. But...oh my God...Cha-Ching!!! /s

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    5 grand times 2 million is by no means a Hand Out, right? Crud, what a Jackass...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Don't know if it's up to date but... https://idiocracy.wtf/

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    He expects everyone to go full Enfield.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    Stop boosting this eugenicist pro rich movie I hate saying this every month.

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