Brave of them to assume Trump has any agenda besides himself

Oh man. This panel is what is going to keep Republicans winning. They support American wars of choice, they want more money for the military, and so on. They view helping people as something that needs to be done to win, not a good in and of itself.

It really is an irony that the only ones with enough motivation to assassinate him are such far-right extremists with the intellectual capacity of an ancient dog turd. Which also explains why none of them has been successful, I suppose.

Just imagine what someone with a single functioning brain cell might accomplish…

What am I saying? Literally every single person on the planet has been imagining that for at least a decade… including those with dog shit for brains, evidently

“When at first you don’t succeed, try try again”

This is a really funny podcast. The hosts are all bemoaning, "Oh no, Trump is an incompetent imperial actor! How will we do war with Iran the right way now?!"

Or,

"The problem is the voters, for putting him at the seat of the military industrial empire machine. The military industrial empire machine itself is neutral, and its existence should not be questioned."

I'm paraphrasing hard, but 'cmon

Dimensia.

Biden sunk the Democrats by being Netanyahu's little bitch.

Trump is sinking the Republicans by being Netanyahu's little bitch.

Gee whillikers, it seems like everyone is pretty united on the front of not wanting America to be Second Hitler's ATM. (Albeit many conservatives hate Israel for the wrong Nazi reasons.)