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[–] 122 points 2 months ago (16 children)
  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    He's not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he's drunk and it's right there on a stripper's ass crack he's not going to just pass on principles.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    That's basically the entire joke here

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago

    I really like the "usually" in this.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Crack pipes are straight, they're smoking meth.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Crack is for special occasions.

    Please use responsibly /s

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Frequently declines booger sugar.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    Since when does beetlemoses make havanja comics?

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