For those that don't know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.

So, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.

Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say:

Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
White smoke at morning, goblin boarding

Huh, TIL

Those shifty little fuckers don't even trigger mouse traps.

Shmebulock!