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Accidental magic (lemmy.world)
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[–] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say:

Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
White smoke at morning, goblin boarding

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    It's crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations.

    Pooppie poopie yes you can

    Elephant dung pineapple band

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    My grandma always told me

    “Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see”

    So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.

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