I don't know why Dean Pelton is being posted so much, but I love it. Keep it...

I'm begging of you please dont take my LAN

Ah yes, a gay dean and strictly only a gay dean. Just the right amount of different that I, a simple minded-voter, can tolerate. Anything more different would make me upset. /s

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say

Your checks will arrive on another day!

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar

Another stuffed shirt with another white collar

Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie

And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies

Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em

Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em

Barack Obama is scared of me!

Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free

Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

Ok everyone there is a race r- .... kerfuffle in the parking lot!!!

He was low key about it — a ninja gay dean

🎵 I’m begging you to not enroll at City College. 🎵

🎵Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean Gay Deeaan!🎵