We’ve had beans. We’ve had jeans. Why not deans?

[picture of Dean Pelton from Community]

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[–] 55 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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    It was wrong to have Jeffrey inside of me.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey--

    Jeff: Nope.

    Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.

    Jeff: That did not happen.

    Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me--

    Jeff: Nope again.

    Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me--

    Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.

    Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.

    Jeff: Shut up.

    Dean: So I'm sorry. Now, if you'll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago

    https://youtu.be/VwJDhsFmeuc?is=payurB8mD_hc44oI

    I am in full support. We can call it Deandale.

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    🎵 Well I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say 🎵

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say

    Your checks will arrive on another day

    Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar

    Another stuffed shirt with another white collar

    Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie

    And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies

    Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em

    Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels are dilutin' 'em

    Barack Obama is scared o' me

    Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free

    Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago

    This better not awaken anything in me

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    "E pluribus anus?"

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Dean ya later!

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    You have truly started something beautiful in our community

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Why not Weens?

    (incl: 1 Dean)

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    This is a trend I can get behind!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Ill give you deans

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    6 seasons and a movie

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Ring a dean dean!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    These are the Deans I know, I know. These are the Deans I know.

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    Why can’t we have nerdy Stephen Millet instead of racist fuckwit Stephen Miller.

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  • Unless they played Superman. That dude doesn't fuck.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    If you insist:

    Edit: Not many true Dean-heads on Lemmy, I'm gathering.

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