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[–] 64 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    At my age, it's lead and microplastics. It's a miracle I'm as healthy as I am.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    New dating site, microplasticsonly.com

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that's been happening over the last several generations!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    We so full of shit.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I'm talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Don't forget pfas

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday

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