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[–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What did Michael Cera do now?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Lie in.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago

    Adhering to the classic meaning of shitpost, nice.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you, this made me blow a single burst off air trough my nose!

    And is there a word for?

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  • [–] 53 points 2 months ago (18 children)

    "The early bird money the worm"

    WTF is this nonsense.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Entrapranure is the goat

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    the early worm gets eaten

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    But what if the early worm birds the get and stones two worms with one bird?

    Think about it.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    What’s you’re age again?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    What a nincompoop

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