I shall try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.
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EDIT: Before anybody misunderstands this joke, no, Tina Fey is not dead, and no, I am not wishing anybody dead.
Every day after? Leola root.
Hand to God thought this was a post about reusing food for leftovers. I now realize what we're actually talking about and FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED.
Care to fill in the rest of the class?
Southern fried chicken = Dolly. Curry chicken = Tim Curry. Orange chicken, if there is any justice in the universe = Trump.
It's a coded reference to the two celebrity deaths that occurred recently, dolly and Tim Curry, with a wish about a certain person who is often called Orange and is not Dutch Royalty.
I feel like chicken tonight. Chicken tonight. Chicken tonight.
This post was sponsored by chicken tonight.
Orange chicken is gross. I dislike meat with sugar on it in general, though.



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