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[–] 19 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I shall try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

    I wonder how many klingons have gotten food poisoning from trying raw chicken, thinking it is some trial of strength.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Would a replicator make one salmonella and all?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Probably not. Which makes medium rare chicken theoretically safe despite the horrifying texture I'm sure it would have.

    But also I'm pretty sure chickens still exist, and could be processed for food the normal way, leading to klingon salmonella trials.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    S73iIeoM22d678s.webp

    EDIT: Before anybody misunderstands this joke, no, Tina Fey is not dead, and no, I am not wishing anybody dead.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Every day after? Leola root.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Hand to God thought this was a post about reusing food for leftovers. I now realize what we're actually talking about and FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Care to fill in the rest of the class?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Southern fried chicken = Dolly. Curry chicken = Tim Curry. Orange chicken, if there is any justice in the universe = Trump.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Nah, with our luck it'll be Willie Nelson

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago*

    I feel like chicken tonight. Chicken tonight. Chicken tonight.

    This post was sponsored by chicken tonight.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Hrm tastes like... uh... like uh...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    We can but hope 🙏🙏🙏

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Did somebody say curry?

    Dave Lister eating a curry.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Orange chicken is gross. I dislike meat with sugar on it in general, though.

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