LOL We do not care.

This is just sad.

Yep, the threat of even more tariffs on top of the tariffs didn't work. His clown posse presented the other retaliatory options to Trump, and he decided the next move on this file is to make infantile noise. They've got nothing. Maybe he'll hit us with some AI image-slop if we still aren't cooperative with their submission.

Everybody outside the US just calls them what they are. Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

The orange child rapist is so brain dead he doesn’t even realize that.

Not beating the petty little bitch pedophile allegations anytime soon, huh?

Lake Inferior

Superior--> Lac Au Canada

It will never cease to amaze me how anyone can look at something like this and doesn’t think that dude belongs in a ward.

Dude. What is Trump's problem? Is he trying to start a war? Because this is how you start wars. Canadians are our neighbors and nobody gives a shit about what a lake is called unless it's the name of a serial child-rapist criminal like "Trump"

On behalf of most Americans, Canada, we're sorry and just as fed up with this fucking Nazi as you are. When he dies, let's have an international party where we all relax and do things that reduce our collective cortisol levels.

Also, let's just all call it Lake Awesome Canada.

Fucking... What an embarrassment. We're so sorry.

He probably stayed up all night thinking that up.

America itself is named after an Italian.

Is that the guy who lives in Poopington?

God dammit, I thought this was Thn Onion at first, and thought that was funny. Now I'm just sad

I like the idea of renaming Michigan upper peninsula strait of ourmooz.

The Great Lakes shall henceforth be known as The United Lakes of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Such a lame troll that even Dougie Ford couldn't be triggered to respond.

Where's the petition to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Pedofile?

Well that does it. The great lakes acronym is now HAMES.

FFS

Murica, or something. Idk I hate it here

In the eloquent words of Doug fucking Ford of all people: "kiss my ass".

I hate it here

Cartoon dictator. He makes Haffaz Aladeen look like a realistic character.

The dumbest fucking timeline...

Like the Gulf of Mexico?

Lol

JTF2 should link up with the Mexican Airborne and solve his geography issues.

Honestly just surprised he didn't name it after himself

HAMES!!!!

Lake Erie: lake pedophile Lake Michigan: lake infanticide Lake Superior: lake tech bros yatch club Lake Huron: lake drown-a-trump

All Americans are cancer at this point. Nice or not, they suck.