At least it isn't recursive.

Wine.

Also FedEx Express: "Federal Express Express"

GNU would like a word.

People were getting crazy with acronyms back then. Like Wine - "Wine Is Not an Emulator".

ARM is Advanced RISC Machine
RISC is Reduced Instruction Set Computer

Ask a PHP developer what it stands for

If I recall AOL was changed to just be AOL like how KFC is now just KFC around when they merged with time warner

At least it ain't VHDL, which stands for VHSIC Hardware Description Language, or, in full, Very High Speed Integrated Circuit Hardware Description Language. Its name is as much of a clusterfuck as the language itself.

Air Intercept Missile

I don't see it.