"whatever" was; ham, bacon, swiss, habanero cheddar, avocado, and tomato.

Sometimes just flinging random stuff from the fridge in between 2 slices of bread hits just right, and this definitely looks like a good one!

As long as it doesn't end up as food poisoning.

I'm sure you will be fine. Really. It shouldn't be a problem. Stomachs make that kind of gurgling sound all the time. Everything is just fine.....