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[–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I mean, a fart is gas, number 1 is liquid, number 2 is solid (you hope), so it stands to reason number 3 would be plasma.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Weapons of Ass Destruction

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    In German we say "dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen!" (May lightning strike you while you shit) I guess that's what happened here.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago*

    Ah yes, the old days when people would throw the big firecrackers, M-80s, into toilets.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I don't know why this cracked me up so much

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago
    [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Turdonuclear explosion.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Th3 Taco Bell/Taylor Farms Mashup was skibidi

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