Lol this is what actually showed up on duck duck go

So I thought this post was threatening me with a good time.

I did a google image search and turned off the safesearch.

Just a bunch of door knockers and one or two hand drawn goblin girls.

What a let down.

This reminds me of the babe.

“WHAT?‽!”

“Mmph mmphm!!”

Ah, Labyrinth aka “Alice in Wonderland in the 80s” as designed by Jim Henson and David Bowie. One of my favorite movies.

Including this scene which was choreographed by our favorite dancing doctor, Gates McFadden (then Cheryl McFadden).

No, I'll describe them with my own words thank you very much:

Two Goblins with huge dangling dongers.

Its no blue waffle but these are lesser times.

Oooh, what a lie!

It was fucking mean to put the ring back in the one's mouth. Sarah should have died in that labyrinth.

I prefer knockers the size of my will to live: small.

I love Alfie! IKYK lol

is that the blue waffle story?

https://strolen.com/viewing/Huge_Goblin_Knockers_1060

(Nsfw search on) I don't get it

Hah, jokes on you! Duckduckgo doesn't think like youXD

Haha, my Lemmy blocklist is mostly empty... I have a pretty good idea already of what this will turn up.

If you typo and search huge goblin knickers you get etsy store goblin themed underwear....among other things

But be careful. If they offer you food, for instance, a turkey sandwich, if you take even on bite you'll be gobblin!