Proud to be part of AI enshitification*

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I scrolled past this post twice to help you out.

upclicks 👀

Engagement goes brrrrr.

Creators will receive […] each time their content appears somewhere on someone's device

Ah, yes, the reverse-Unity maneuver. Time to bring back the million-dollar-website approach to content layout - there's money to be made!

I have viewed AND engaged. My usefulness has been spent.

Thank you for creating new content!

i've lost the will to lem

Been called out

This dopamine slot machine for creators and advertisers keeps paying out!

Nice, now how do I get rich off of this so I don’t need a „real“ job?

Oooh, cool! You might think your 30,000 views on YouTube is cool but check out my 77 views on Lemmy!

Thank you for making me more appealing to sponsors!

I just scrolled up and down a bunch past this post so you're welcome

Great Scott!

Lemmy is so innovative!

I print out my feed so they can't do this exact thing

Reference to YouTube now counting the first frame as a view?

Sneaky, a number that is actually NOT engagement! No clicks, no viewing the comments, no reporting the CSAM. Just scrolls. The more scrolls you have vs. all the other numbers is guaranteed depression as you realize just how much no one cares about your post. I am now cursed with this knowledge and this number! Why did you tell me this? Why am I now in Hell? The scrolls won't stop increasing!

This sounds more like a Piefed or Tesseract feature

Dude I’m so happy to see your content again thank you, were you gone or was I in the wrong rabbit hole.

One of my pet peeves when i review SEO reports before sending them out is people reporting on views to calculate success for MoM or YoY metrics.

Wow, 3000 views! But how many clicked out of those views? How many clicks converted? Fuck your views!

I get content, you get views. the perfect combination!

The 14th form!