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[–] 26 points 2 months ago

“Them orcs be clubbin. I’m at the staff meeting.”

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I should go to the creek more often. That might have a positive impact on my mental health. I'm not doom-orbing all the time (or at all, really), but I spend too much time inside and need to touch more grass and breathe fresher air.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    My neighbor has a pond and it borders our properties, there's frogs and when they sing I swear my blood pressure drops. I used to live next to a river that also had frogs, but also the sound of the water. Even more calming. It really really helps me, I bet it would help other people.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Geo-fenced Invisibility Cloaks are the worst

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    I never see either of you at church?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Your church doesn't approve of my magic.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    A half-celestial cleric, arguably, or a paladin

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That was before. Now he raised himself from the dead. He's arguably a lich now.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Did you just assume my denomination?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Don't just implicitly invite them! Don't you go at the creek to not see other people?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Why didn't i see anyone when the Westfold fell?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    It's fucking loud in there

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