“Them orcs be clubbin. I’m at the staff meeting.”
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I should go to the creek more often. That might have a positive impact on my mental health. I'm not doom-orbing all the time (or at all, really), but I spend too much time inside and need to touch more grass and breathe fresher air.
I never see either of you at church?
Your church doesn't approve of my magic.
Jesus was a wizard, no?
A half-celestial cleric, arguably, or a paladin
That was before. Now he raised himself from the dead. He's arguably a lich now.
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Wizard capable of high level necromancy? ✅
Undead? ✅
Definitely a lich.
Did you just assume my denomination?
Yes, but same reason why you also don't see me in a lingerie store. It would be awkward for everyone, and they don't want me there just hanging out.
Laughing at Christians is rude and I wouldn't be able to help myself
Don't just implicitly invite them! Don't you go at the creek to not see other people?
Why didn't i see anyone when the Westfold fell?
Nope. https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Westfold. Me and my ladies didn't notice
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