I've been playing "Over the top: WW1" recently on Steam and this reminded me of it. Playing bagpipes while everyone around you is getting shot and blown up. Love the humour in that game lol
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7th grade me asked teacher "Did they shoot at the drummer boys too?" and without hesitating she says "YES!" I'm sure she's right, but she had a gleeful face which made me think she was happy to answer regardless of its truthfulness.
I mean, in the age of muskets and field cannons they didn't really shoot at anybody in particular since the guns were not very accurate. They probably did try to hit the bagpipe dudes, though.
Fun fact. Rifling wasn't invented until right before the Civil War. That spiraling in a gun barrel helps the bullet keep aim and hit the target. Before that the balls just bounced out of the musket any old way.
That is one of the reasons the Civil War was so bloody. The armies still lined up, but this time the rifles shot straight.
No? Rifling was around muuuch longer than that, but was primarily for specialized divisions (the Kentucky Long Rifle being a notable example). It was becoming more commonly issued at the outset, but at the time, smoothbore muskets were still pretty widely issued due in part to vast stockpiles and sudden need.
I'm not sure what you're No-ing. Rifling was around longer but the Civil War introduced it as a standard.
Smoothbore muskets were issued in the Union and Confederate armies during the beginning of the Civil War, though both armies quickly adopted a rifled musket; this was the first time in military history that most infantry soldiers were equipped with a rifled musket
Rifling wasn't invented until right before the Civil War.
My bad, I took this bit to be saying that rifling was new to the scene, rather than new to industrial-scale manufacture.
Oh yeah. My bad. I guess I said that wrong. There were more advances in the rounds that made the rifling better, but I was trying to simplify it.
I was interested in the Civil War cause the weapons advanced faster than the way we fight wars. You wouldn't see people lining up and walking toward another army now.
Though I think WWI is an even better example. The machine gun wasn't even that new at the time and had been used in the british colonies, but no European power had themselves faced them and turns out they not only didn't have any idea how to approach them, but apparently didn't even spend much time thinking about it because they started the war with fucking calvary charges. And I mean calvary as in aristocrats in expensive armor riding horses, riding out into what would later be known as "no man's land" to get mowed down by machine guns.
Followed by three years of pretty much just trying that only without the horses and more men until Germany ran out of bullets and had to surrender.
Wat. Rifling dates to the 16th Century. It was just prohibitively expensive before the mid-1800s so most troops were equipped with smoothbore muskets.
William J. Johnston (July 12, 1850 – September 16, 1941) was a drummer boy in Company D of the 3rd Vermont Infantry during the American Civil War. When his division was routed during the Seven Days Battles during the Peninsula Campaign of June to July 1862, he was the only drummer to come away with his instrument. His superiors considered this a meritorious feat, given that the regiment's other soldiers had thrown away their guns and equipment to lighten their loads as they retreated. As a result, he received the Medal of Honor in 1863; at age 13, he remains the youngest recipient of the award.
You reckon any savants came up with a legendary melody from all the emotions mid-battle?
My favorite is that the “clown song” is originally an Austro-Hungarian marching song called “entrance of the gladiators”
And up in to WW1 they would have bands playing during battles. So there is a very good chance that someone had to charge a machine gun nest while the fucking clown song was playing.
This just made me spit out my water. Literally the funniest thing I’ve read in a long while. Thank you kind sir. Brilliant. Just imagining one of them juggling daggers running full speed lmao.
Appropriate song for WWI offensive tactitians that spent like 3 fucking years sending wave after wave of young men at machine gun nests until Germany ran out of bullets.
12 year olds!?
Yeah, they're pretty useless in combat so they carry things around and play music to make the constant threat of death more upbeat and chipper.
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