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[–] 45 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The New Cascadia is formed: I love my states of Oregon, Boregon, Coregon, Doregon, Foregon and New Moregon.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Wrong. That's California, northern California, Northerner California, mid California, Northest California then the others

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (23 children)

    Pouring one out for the homies stuck in Triple Ohio

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

    As someone educated in Ohio public schools I can tell you that map only has one Ohio on it, and it looks completely accurate.

    Sort of curious what state you're looking at and calling Ohio. And what public school system you were stuck in. :/

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

    I see Illinois, Sickinois, Dyinois, Deadinois, Outdiana and Indiana

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (4 children)

    Yeah, and then Ohio. It comes after those ones. It's the one northlefter from the red circle by where it is.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    The only state I see that's actually gotten mangled is Missouri.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I was curious what the person I replied to meant by triple Ohio.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    I see states that might be Double Kentucky, Triple Kentucky and Quadruple Kentucky. But everything around Ohio is present and correct

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    That's what made me laugh, he pointed out one of the few states that doesn't suddenly have twins. Making fun of Ohio while not knowing what it looks like and being wrong about there being 3 of them on this map was beautiful, whether intentional or not.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    I’m a bit worried about the Quadruple Indiana as well

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You should be. Idk if you've ever been to Indiana, but one is worrying enough. Fucking racist, laziest, willfully ignorant place I'd call the taint of the nation, but that's not fair to taints.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Actually why I mentioned it! I’ve been there a decent amount.

    I was going to say Ohio isn’t much better… but now that I think about it I’d prefer more Ohios than Indianas. I’ve known a number of genuinely good people from Ohio.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Don't say that. Ohio is a black hole. You will meet people from Ohio trying to escape no matter where you go, but they'll almost all be pulled back. Few manage to truly break free. We need to get rid of the one Ohio we have, not make more of them.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There's like 6 Oregons and 9 North Carolinas

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    the state of confusion

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Getting real loose with calling Virginia “literally” the first state.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Anyone have the original map? This is surreal and hilarious.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Don't take "first state" bragging rights away from Delaware, it's all they have!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Everyone knows you start in the upper left and go left to right, top to bottom. Duh.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago*

    Depending on the map, I think Alaska would be the first state. Sometimes Alaska goes on holiday and visits Mexico, though. So, on this map, then it would be 87th.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    "What the fuck is this?" - The obese states of America, obviously.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Test your American geography: find the State of Lounnectington.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Indiana an a Indiana an a Indiana an a...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I'm shocked NJ wasn't just thrown off the map.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    The United Saucer of America

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