Thanks to the drought, these black-and-white beauties are struggling to catch worms in the rock-hard earth. But there’s still good foraging on well-watered fairways and greens

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[–] 43 points 2 months ago*

Good. Golf is a sport for rich twats that uses way too much mains drinking water

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago

    OH NO, not golf courses!!!

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    Because it's class warfare and badgers are on the side of the working class 🦡✊

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Great work you horrific little murder machines

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Wrong badger? You might mean the Honey badger?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Honey badgers are indestructible, regular badgers are vicious little murder machines that spread bovine tuberculosis

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Is there much difference between the North American and English badgers?

    I used to play a game with North American badgers.

    Badger tag, first carry a baseball bat then find a badger. Badgers are aggressive enough that they will chase you, but if you spin around and scream while waving the bat, the badger will turn and run, and you can chase it. The badger will then realize that it has teeth and claws and an attitude problem, and it will turn around and start chasing you again.

    Keep this up as long as you want, or until you have to hit it with the bat so you can really run away.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago

    Should be in uplifting news.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    "Because fuck you, that's why" - badgers

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    That’ll teach them for filling the bunkers with powdered mash potato.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Won't somebody please think of the rich white people! How will they cope without their golf!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Play disc golf instead. Courses are generally already mininally maintained by parks departments as walking/hiking trails.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It's day there's much room for A badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger, badger

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Never mind that, get them ready for the parade! There’s no time to lose!

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