I managed to a copy of their job ad, so I thought I’ll share the main points here. Any takers?

What we expect:

• lies come to you naturally
• no self esteem whatsoever
• can deal with a stench
• longevity of at least a few mooches
• ability to ignore objections and plough on
• stealth-hiding in a bush is an advantage

Your qualifications:

• unequivocal devotion to the orange turd
• Fox News experience is not required, but we’ll pick one of them anyway

What we offer:

• well maintained lectern and a backdrop recognised globally
• luxury travel, occasionally as a decoy
• opportunity to let it rip without a worry of consequences