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[–] 53 points 2 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Something about saying panda jam out loud is somewhat uncomfortable.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I remember a dialogue in the old game Outcast, in which the protagonist, pretty much a standard, rough 90's action hero type guy, is offered a drink. Which is apparently made from the fermented guts of a local beast. Some sort of big feline-like thing if I remember correctly.

    He declines saying something like "That one is probably too strong for me".

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Pandas apparently arent endangered anymore, guess we have the jam to thanks

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Some men hunt for sport,

    Others hunt for food,

    The only thing I'm hunting for,

    Is a preserve that tastes good...

    See my jam, see my jam, made from giant panda ham.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I bet that's good on marble rye.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Pickled manatee is da bomb!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I said preserve them, not jam them

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    This just makes me wonder if panda jam would taste good.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Sound like something Jamie Oliver would make...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The jam should be white with black spots.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I prefer pickled owl beaks.

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