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[โ€“] 123 points 2 months ago (6 children)

"and inhaling cocaine" kinda explains the rest

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  • [โ€“] 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I was gonna say, I can't afford cocaine, so I don't think I could handle all that.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You'll be able to afford it with all the overtime you'll be able to do!

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Makes sense, seems like a win win situation for me.

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  • [โ€“] 42 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    How in the world could someone find the energy to...

    inhaling cocaine

    Ah, okay. Why is the answer always drugs?

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Drugs are mankind's best friend

    I don't know where people got the idea it's a dog

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 2 months ago

    If anyone has too much cocaine and needs some help getting rid of some of the cocaine then it will be a great day for sure.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    No, you're fictional! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm fantastic. That is different.

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I recommend insufflation over inhalation unless you're trying to dissolve your lungs

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 2 months ago

    You know what?! I think I will!

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 2 months ago

    This is the best motivational poster I've ever seen.

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