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[–] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    There's nothing worse than being dinosaur laughed at.

    I assume dinosaur laughing is when a dinosaur laughs at your inability to escape getting eaten by the subject dinosaur.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    When I want to fly in my dreams, I play games where my character can fly. After playing Warframe for a while, I can't fly, but I get more and more bouncy in my dreams.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Become Ivan the Pterribledactyl. See who’s laughing then

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago*

    'Cause I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar

    When he's tired of flying, he drives a car

    He's got to get to work on time

    His nursing job is on the line

    His wife is always on his case

    Why can't she give Lamar some space?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs you shame of archeologists. They had a pterosaur laugh,you can't even recognise them in your own dream.

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  • Just wait until they're bent over eating and dive-bomb their asshole.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    That's even worse that they laugh in their non-native tongue.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I don't think they really had that dream. I think they just wanted to make that pun.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    pterodactyls and terribledactyls aren't actually dinosaurs, btw. They just lived in the same timeframe

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Homie should learn to lucid dream so that this can all be their fault

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    You'd better read Anne McCaffrey's book series **The Dragonriders of Pern ** Should feel better then

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