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I've recently developed a fear of escalators (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I've been taking steps to avoid them

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[–] 13 points 3 months ago

I’ve developed a fear of negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

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    [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Uplifting joke

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    What about broken escalators temporary stairs?

    RIP Mitch

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    • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I am addicted to escalators. My doctor put me on a 12-step program

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    [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Well, at least you didn't take flight.

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    What is there to fear in those steel shredding teeth?

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    What steps?

    Because if they are in a different building, that’s just wrong.

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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something.

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