After the critical and commercial flop of the Melania documentary earlier this year, it has been announced that US First Lady Melania Trump will be the subject of a new Amazon Prime docuseries.

The announcement was made by her senior adviser Marc Beckman on Real America's Voice.

"We are launching a docuseries, which is a total different experience, completely new, on Amazon Prime exclusively," Beckman said. "That will be coming this fall. It's confirmed, and I hope everybody tunes in, because it's going to show a part of the first lady that hasn't been seen yet."

The series will follow Melania Trump at the start of her husband's second term, supposedly offering insight into her private life and philanthropic work.

I'm sorry Trump family, but you're just not going to be that popular with the masses beyond your cult no matter how much money you throw at the problem.

Maybe that's the intent? Reinforce their control over the cult?

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[–] 138 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I think you misunderstood what is happening. They don’t care if nobody watches, as long as amazon pays them.

It’s a bribe.

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  • [–] 48 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    That or bezos really really owes trump for something. Maybe something island related

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    bozos has already sacrificed wapo to the cult.. was that not enough?

    maybe he's priming the pump to get his mitts on the postal service.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    As a general rule, once you've dirtied someone and have leverage, you don't stop asking for favors

    But amazon trying to BE the postal service does sound like something he'd want. Of course, in my mind, that just sounds like a good way to make your business end up state owned down the line

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  • [–] 48 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Oh good, another reminder to never spend money at Amazon again.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    https://bookshop.org/

    All the same books as Amazon, plus you help support local book sellers.

    Remember, anything you can buy on Amazon you can get direct from the makers.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I really wish I could, but my only other option is Walmart… I think people forget that there are whole swaths of this country that simply don’t have other options for retail.

    The time to defeat Amazon was 15 years ago, once they started doing shit like pricing out diapers.com and then buying them up when they were worth nothing it was all over. This is a failure of our government and in the meantime I still need toothbrushes and shit.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Melania 2: I Still Really Don’t Care, Do U?

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    So they are surely talking about how Jeffrey Epstein brokered the marriage between Melania and that waste of space

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    Controversial Universally Reviled

    FTFY

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Just a russian hooker and putin asset with a heart of obsidian, helping traffick little girls and keep tabs on a serial rapist before being ushered into the white house and our hearts ❤️

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    Controversial to whom? Everyone? This was obviously a bribe from the get go.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    it’s going to show a part of the first lady that hasn’t been seen yet

    I'm taking bets on the predictive market. It's either gonna be the cloaca or the ovipositor.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Yet another reason to avoid Amazon Prime.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    LOL, what the fuck is even happening? Of all the people involved with this administration, I would think that Melania is the least interesting.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    ...because it’s going to show a part of the first lady that hasn’t been seen yet.

    Giggity...

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oh... those parts have been shown in magazines plenty

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    "...it's going to show a part of the first lady that hasn't been seen yet."

    Meh, pass. Based on the myriad parts she's already shown, I'd rather she keep whatever she's managed to keep private, private.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    serious question: does ANYONE fucking care about melania?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    "it’s going to show a part of the first lady that hasn’t been seen yet.”

    I think I can speak for all Americans when I say we've seen WAY too much of the first lady...

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's confirmed, and I hope everybody tunes in, because it's going to show a part of the first lady that hasn't been seen yet.

    She used to do nude modelling. Pretty sure we've already seen all her parts.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    The pictures that have been disclosed so far have been softcore. There may be others, but if so, they haven't become public yet. Not that I'm at all curious about what her growler looks like.

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    Amazon does this and gets a bunch of $$$ in exchange.

    This shit is ridiculous!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A useless human being married to an even more useless, yet vile and evil, waste of human excrement. But sure, let's make movies about her.

    Fucking idiots who make it and idiots who watch it.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    aka Maga Meghan

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