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[–] 6 points 3 months ago

Property of (Sports team or college) is a very common phrase that just means "I'm a fan".

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Good evening sir/ma’am, my name is Christopher Crozier and I am the legal representative for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This message is to inform you of the multiple felony larceny charges you may be facing for acquiring my client’s property, regardless of the means. As you claim ownership, you are legally culpable. Penalties range from fines to incarceration, and damages must also be paid to the victim monthly in perpetuity.

    RCMP has been notified and dispatched to your location. You are hereby ordered to comply with their instructions when they arrive. We’ll see you in court.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Good evening sir/ma’am, my name is Christopher Crozier and I am the legal representative for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

    This has real "My name is Diego Blanco, the Current President of Argentina" vibes

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago

    Here is another shot from the collar

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago

    Hmm I always mess up posts. Here is the t-shirt front.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Hmmm, why the downvotes? Did I post in the wrong area? Should I remove it?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It comes off as a very silly question and people probably think you're trolling. The shirt doesn't belong to anyone but you 🙂

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago

    I am old, inherently makes me silly. But this was an honest question. I saw an article the other day that a guy ordered some sports memorabilia thingy and found out he was not able to display or use it. Then this happened.

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