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[–] 21 points 3 months ago (8 children)

@pmjv misread as "downlicker" and now that's an award i'd like to win (or well it's an honor just to be nominated)

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 3 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    @pmjv that's one thing mr mobilek cannot really do

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    @pmjvsry, I'm no downflicker, just here for the engagement

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] [S] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    ..thanks for your nomination! Good luck!

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I downclick the concept of putting cream in coffee.

    I'd also like to nominate the following prolific downclickers:

    • cathfish
    • the Demiurge
    • me when I'm grumpy
    • that guy from the Tesseract drama
    • you, the viewer
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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I have two people who downvote almost everything I post instead of simply blocking me, and they've persisted for over 2 years at this point. That's some serious dedication to being an absolute douchnozzle.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    If it makes you feel any better, they're not likely human. I mean there was definitely a human somewhere. But yeah I also get followed by bots.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Oh shit there's an FUCC chat group? Awesome! Is discord federated with matrix? Or is it like an IRC thing

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Thanks for nominating yourself! Good luck!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you. I feel like the underdog here but I know if I train properly I can make the top spot. I have no mprals, I'll go back and downclock content that hasn't been clicked at all in years. I'm going win in a way that makes the judges hesitate on giving me the award out of spite. I'm going to ruin the fun for everyone by taking this way too seriously.

    Thank you for providing a contest for me and me alone

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I never downclick content on funhole, except once by accident. I'm interested to see who does.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    I want to know if you sit there and spend a lot of time thinking about how to phase this, or if it's like something you just do in a single pass after a really nice shower.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 17 months over all the downclicks I've been receiving, the whole time contemplating how I could turn this despairing state into content, and today it clicked when I was in the corner store buying beer, thinking about doctor Wesker. I don't know why it clicked, or why I was thinking about doctor Wesker. I guess it's a sort of a mystical thought process that runs in the background, and once it's finished, it reveals itself.

    Other times I'm just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating contest.

    At some point in the past I've realized that the usual 1 or 2 downclicks on every content were from the same couple of accounts... I think they should be celebrated as they deserve but I don't have the time to check that right now.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating content of an unqualifiable nature?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Thank you for creating insincere content!

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Is that what this is? Thanks for engaging!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Of course not, it's courageous!

    Thank you for your positivity <3

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for engaging my engagement!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating long form content!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Can I downclick myself and then nominate myself?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I was voted #7 on the latest downvote list

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If only there was a prolific upclicker award...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A sus amount of upclicks on this post

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Every time you downclick a kitten dies!

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