Look Outside is just what dogs experience when going to the vet TIL

Legion. Watch Legion.

Not the movie, the FX series.

If dogs were capable of comprehending it we're basically elves from their perspective

I feel it must be stated that one of the most skittish and aloof animals known for their cruelty and propensity for killing, seek us out for protection and comfort. They bring us blood sacrifices, and long to be near us but to feel our touch for too long is too much for their frail body's and minds.

Cats are the true cultists of Human Evil....that or they're a splinter of a neutral abject horror from beyond the veil who's just too lazy to spread destruction this millennia

Maybe I'm just more cynical than I thought, but isn't that kind of the biggest draw of religion, organized or cultish? Finding an unfathomable sugar daddy to help make some sense of and/or comfort us through inexplicable realities beyond our ken? Like Entropy, What Happens When We Die, and Why Are Other People Like That.

Elevators must be a real trip, door closes, door opens to a new place

There is already a horror movie set entirely from a dogs perspective, and its really good!

I want to read a Lovecraft story in which a cultist awakens the slumbering gods to ask for head pats, then begs the gods to unlock the portal to the land of countless trees because the cultist really needs to poop.