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dogs and cosmic horror (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz
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For those who don't like the poor quality of the image, as well as the blind:

A Twitter post:

@sarah_michelson 2023-01-02

cosmic horror protagonists are WEAK my dog experiences at least 3 Horrors Beyond His Comprehension PER DAY (ex. a thunderstorm, seeing a car) and he's Literally Fine

That post was reposted on tumblr, and people reblogged with the following additions:

@lekosis
Jan 11

The dog has one of the Great Old Ones reassuring him with pats and treats tho. If the King in Yellow had played with u and fed u for ur entire life and let you sleep in his berth of unspeakable blackness at night, and then hugged you reassuringly when Cthulhu rose from the depths, you might be able to handle it better too
@talestobetold
Feb 28
oh that's a prompt
@roach-works
Mar 5
those fish guys at innsmoth were domesticated

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[–] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm just more cynical than I thought, but isn't that kind of the biggest draw of religion, organized or cultish? Finding an unfathomable sugar daddy to help make some sense of and/or comfort us through inexplicable realities beyond our ken? Like Entropy, What Happens When We Die, and Why Are Other People Like That.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Except they also invent a whole new set of unimaginable horrors for you to be terrified of and then comfort you from those too. Angels? Samsara? Apocalypse? Fucking Naglfar?!?

    I'll take just thinking about it on sleepless nights and loving the people close to me and making the best of the time I have while I'm here. Fuck religion.

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    • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Elevators must be a real trip, door closes, door opens to a new place

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago

    I recently moved into a new apartment building with the first elevators my dogs had ever been in. Could definitely tell they were confused, but they learned to just roll with it. They still don’t quite understand why we can’t get out of the weird moving box when someone else rides with us who lives on a lower floor, though.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If you once ride in an elevator with glass doors, does the dog understand that's all those other ones do as well?

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    • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    There is already a horror movie set entirely from a dogs perspective, and its really good!

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I want to read a Lovecraft story in which a cultist awakens the slumbering gods to ask for head pats, then begs the gods to unlock the portal to the land of countless trees because the cultist really needs to poop.

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    [+] -7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    We take 99% of what we see and do on faith. We all fly, but how many people can actually pilot an airplane, much less build one. Same with medicines we take,

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I assume most people that fly and aren't pilots or build aircraft know that it flies using the wings and engine. That they don't engineering or aerodynamics doesn't mean people find it an incomprehensible horror when a metal box suddenly takes flight.

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    [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Look Outside is just what dogs experience when going to the vet TIL

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    [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Legion. Watch Legion.

    Not the movie, the FX series.

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    If dogs were capable of comprehending it we're basically elves from their perspective

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I feel it must be stated that one of the most skittish and aloof animals known for their cruelty and propensity for killing, seek us out for protection and comfort. They bring us blood sacrifices, and long to be near us but to feel our touch for too long is too much for their frail body's and minds.

    Cats are the true cultists of Human Evil....that or they're a splinter of a neutral abject horror from beyond the veil who's just too lazy to spread destruction this millennia

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