Finally! Fashion that makes sense!

God at that price please tell me the screw mechanism works to adjust it.

the stupid product isn't as stupid as the fact that people will definitely buy it

Ambush released a line of zip ties sellling for many hundreds of dollars. We are living in a coocoo clock

This is how Balenciaga does marketing and all of you are falling for it.

Ok, I realize it looks ridiculous, but you can tell this isn't actually a hose clamp, right? It's super thick and has a hinge and is made of silver and just LOOKS like a hose clamp. It's probably one of the least bullshit products Balenciaga has made in years. They're normally charging $2000 for a nylon windbreaker made of the same shit you'd buy at Target

Y’all really gonna ignore that that is a cock ring?

When I see shit from Balenciaga I'm reminded that climate change actually makes total sense.

Look at this dumb shit. The people selling and buying this live in a world totally removed from the rest of us. I'm having like, a visceral reaction to this - I would look at someone wearing this like I would a venomous spider.

wow that’s the 2022 version. old news. check out the 2026 version for $1.2k!

Perfect for that special hoser, eh.

I love this kind of shit. Total mark. I’ll admit it.

I’m too broke for these brands and I’m not buying anything anyways so keep your hate to a minimum. Also, try to be funny. K thanks xo

I at first thought this was the Lemmyshitpost community. 😭

But the very next minute I proved he was wrong. For, just at that minute, a chap came along, and he thought that the Thneed I had knitted was great. He happily bought it for three ninety-eight.

I laughed at the Lorax, "You poor stupid guy! You never can tell what some people will buy."

-- The Lorax, Dr Seuss

"Luxury" fashion is just a con to get stupid rich people to fork over their money. People with style will not buy this. It's so unfashionable that it won't even be counterfeited.

I do hope this shows up in Harry Potter by Balenciaga 3

Edit: For uneducated (i.e. the H&Ms)

Harry Potter by Balenciaga part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s

Harry Potter by Balenciaga part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvfp9L-qU7k

you know theres probably gonna be a sucker out there wanting it to make himself feel like blingin handydweeb

I actually don’t hate it. I just don’t know who this is for. The kind of person who would want a hose clamp as a bracelet certainly isn’t the kind of person who’ll get a $700 bracelet.

Actually, I just realized while writing this, this is actually perfect for the kind of person with one of those pristine, enormous pickup trucks. It’s for people with wealth who want to larp as working class.

Just ordered mine

We need that American lady with the conspicuous boobs to see this.

This is just some other AI scam, right? RIGHT?

If you wear this out, you are a limousine punk of the highest order.

Jesus fuck everyone here is mad at the design but im over here wondering who the fuck is paying hundreds of dollars for fuckin brass jewelry??? You could fuckin make it from a $2 roll of nickels.

Guys... This is actually cool tho

I cheer when a noname brands and small companies pull this off. Take money from the rich, give them an overpriced trinket, then inevitably spread it with the community (you're not selling garbage to the rich to buy garbage for the rich, arent you?). So yeah, buy those cool rusted zipties and five-figure speaker stands and shoes or whatever, they're so cool man I envy you so much.

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